Monday, February 27, 2012

Force Of Nature Out, Glorified Z Returns From Early Retirement

According to a report from Reuters, team spokesman The Fixer held a press conference this morning to clarify the latest developments on Five Against Run's sophomore campaign. 

"Due to an unexpected medical issue Force of Nature a.k.a Marlo will be not running this year's Pittsburgh Marathon. In her place Glorified Z will be coming out of retirement and will anchor for FIVE AGAINST RUN!!" ~ "The Fixer " February 26, 2012
In an interview on The Today show with Matt Lauer on Monday morning, Glorified Z had this to say:
"This is a very happy day for me! After I made my decision not to participate I felt very empty inside but I realized I had to live with my decision. Through unfortunate circumstances and a twist of fate, the door opened for my return. With the joy joy joy down in my heart, I went out for a run today. I am very thankful to have my Glorified life back." ` Glorified Z
He then showed Al Roker the proper way to make a pirogi.
Stay tuned for more information on Five Against Run as the spring comes along.

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