Catching Up With Dirty Frank
A: Good Question, I'd like to know.
Q: Last year you were the anchorman for Five Against Run. Who's your all time favorite anchorman from the local stations in Pittsburgh or Ohio Valley TV stations?
A: Maggie Rupert- she had the Jimmy Shoulders when on air-it added something to the show.
Q: In your mind, who is picture perfection when it comes to being a Southern Gentleman?
A: I'm going with Harland Sanders
Q: If you were eating breakfast at The State Line Restaurant and Scottie Pippen walked in, would you buy him an omelet or ask for an autograph and picture?
A: I don't know that I would recognize him-the Pittsburgh area is not huge for NBA-all that being said, I may go halfsies with him on a plate of hash browns.
Q: I just picked Paula Abdul/Cinderella vs.The Scorpions/Johnny Gill out of the box of music cards. Who are you picking to go see?
A: Ever since the passing of MC Skat Kat the "Winds of Change" would guide me to see the Scorps and Gill.
Q: If life in the fast lane would surely make you lose your mind, what would life in the slow lane do?
A: Let you keep tabs upon your mind in a nice reasonable fashion-although that version of the song did not get a high Q rating.
Q: Who is more annoying? Ross Gellar on Friends or the insurance guy who calls himself "Mayhem"?
A: No question-David Schwimmer and not just as Ross.
Q: There's a place called "Dirty Frank's Hot Dog Palace" in Columbus Ohio. Thursday is "I love Pittsburgh night". When are we going? http://dirtyfrankscolumbus.com/ (To check it out)
A: My calendar is opening up on a Thursday. do they sell shirts or leg warmers?
Q: Your wife is also running on a Five Against Run team this season. Which famous husband and wife trailblazers would you compare yourself with?
A: I have to say Shields and Yarnell due to my running style being similar to Mr. Clinker- Google it- that's the second or third time Shields and Yarnell came up this week. We call that a three mime week.
Q: You will be running the first leg with someone (Got Some) who we once called Rainbow Trout. Is there any other species of fish you'd rather be running alongside?
A: Red eye rock bass.
Q: Will you offer some mustache wax to Got Some at the starting line?
A: I still have plenty left...so long as he is not a Daniel's Mustache Wax man, sharing should not be a problem- but he can't have my mustache comb!
