Q & A With Glorified Z

Catching Up With Glorified Z
Q: After a short retirement, is it appropriate to call you the "Comeback Kid"? And if so, would you consider the latest song from Sleigh Bells as your secondary theme song?
A: Yes, I love it. I can't wait for their summer tour.

Q: Your favorite Morrissey line is....
A: Some girls are bigger than others, some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.

Q: Is Duquesne beer superior to Rolling Rock? If so, which KISS member would you want to promote it?
A: Wow, that is a hard one. These are beers I enjoy completely and Duquesne is now brewed in Latrobe. They are like stepbrothers. I would totally have Peter Criss promote it. I like kittys. Quick as a cat!

Q: Who is your early Indy 500 pick to win this May?
A: Graham Rahal. We need an American to win.

Q: In hindsight, which "Facts Of Life" girl did Mrs. Garrett have the most trouble raising?
A: Blair Warner.... she is a babe!!!!!

Q: Who is your favorite WVU wide receiver of all time?
A: Just like a father, you cannot ask me which one I like the best. I love them all.

Q: Last year, Better Than Ezra and Collective Soul headed the Southern Gentleman tour. What two bands would you like to see head the Northern Gentleman tour?
A: Rush and Gordon Lightfoot. I could just hear the mash up between "Tom Sawyer" and "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". But I think that would have to be called the Great White Northern Gentleman tour?

Q: Keeping with the Z theme, you now work in Zelienople. What are some other favorite Z words, places, etc.?
A: Zarley Zalapski, Zestfully clean, Zieche, Buckwheat Zydeco, zygote... I can go on forever!!!!

Q: Which cartoon would you pick growing up that you'd want to share with your kids?
A: I watched C-Span as a child. But if I had to answer on what I watched, It would be The Strom Thurmond Dance party.

Q: What's your favorite thing about running with "Five Against Run"?
A: The love we have for one another. I'ts deep man, It's deep.

Q: Since you're running the last leg this year, any shenanigans planned for crossing the finish line?
A: I do not want to ruin it. It canot tell. Well, off to my bagpipe lessons.