Force Of Nature Out, Glorified Z Returns From Early Retirement

According to a report from Reuters, team spokesman The Fixer held a press conference this morning to clarify the latest developments on Five Against Run's sophomore campaign. 

"Due to an unexpected medical issue Force of Nature a.k.a Marlo will be not running this year's Pittsburgh Marathon. In her place Glorified Z will be coming out of retirement and will anchor for FIVE AGAINST RUN!!" ~ "The Fixer " February 26, 2012

In an interview on The Today show with Matt Lauer on Monday morning, Glorified Z had this to say:

"This is a very happy day for me! After I made my decision not to participate I felt very empty inside but I realized I had to live with my decision. Through unfortunate circumstances and a twist of fate, the door opened for my return. With the joy joy joy down in my heart, I went out for a run today. I am very thankful to have my Glorified life back." ` Glorified Z

He then showed Al Roker the proper way to make a pirogi.

Stay tuned for more information on Five Against Run as the spring comes along.

Five Against Run Return For a Second Season, Expanding To 10

After a successful debut campaign, word has come from CNN's Wolf Blitzer today that Five Against Run has been renewed for a second campaign. The race takes place on Sunday, May 6th and will cover a new course in downtown Pittsburgh. Details still being ironed out but the buzz is that two teams of five are taking the streets on that Sunday in unison, for a run at glory and infinite possibilities.

Five Against Run's The Fixer will hold a new conference sometime by the end of the week and Rob Lowe will give his predictions as to what lies ahead with the two teams of 10. Will there be a name change? Will everyone be back from the 2011 run? Will Bully Bars sponsor the team this time around?

Stay tuned for information on the new team members and legs they're running, possible new logos, Q & A's, promos, and general hijinx for the sophomore effort of, what Jim Nantz is calling, "A tradition in the making....Five Against Run...now doubled to ten."