News Leaked

AP (Pittsburgh PA) Word is spreading like wild fire in the Steel City of a Mt. Rushmore style tribute to the Fab 5 out of Weirton on Mt. Washington. Media around the world have gathered for the announcement... Here is what they had to say:

Brad Brown of WRTV 6 happened to stumble on the news while driving to a Shave My Poodle conference in Lancaster PA. Brown commented "I have never seen the excitement of this magnitude. I'm excited for the guys" Later that evening, after a couple of drinks, Brown was heard saying "This monument is going to be bigger than the big, and I'm happy to have broken the story before that no good F%&k from 13, Calabro. "

This news has brought the best of the best out of retirement. KDKA's former reporter Wayne van Dyne had to dust off the microphone to cover this one. "These lads from Weirton have touched the hearts of many around the world. Living in Weirton, I have come to know and love these guys. What a fitting tribute."

Undoubtedly, this is the Biggest moment in each of the 5's life.... or is it???? Sources close to the situation have revealed that Gremmie Out of Control (GOOC) is not very pleased. It his highly rumored that GOOC is deathly terrified of dirty people and diagonal trains. The report from inside the the 5 Against Run Camp said that the placement of their likeness on Mt.Washington is very important to GOOC. GOOC has been quoted of saying, "If you stick me next to that incline, I'm going to take that diagonal train and shove it up your..." well , you can fill in the blanks. Then GOOC started taking aim at his teammates.... "I love Frank like a Brother.... A brother that I only see on Thanksgiving and Christmas. That dude is just not clean!!!!!".

Shortly after the team rumblings got out, 5 Against Run Team President, Yellow Ledbetter, released a written statement.

"The 5 Against Run Group is honored to be recognized in this manner. Our team stands united and will live up to popular expectations. Don't believe those nasty rumors."

True or False,the story has everyone talking. Stay tuned for May 15th to see these guys in person.



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