Alternate added to Five Against Run

Five Against Run has added an alternate member to their Pittsburgh Marathon Relay team in case of medical emergency such as a mild case of Whooping Cough or Deng Fever. "Sweet Lew" has been added to the roster. Gremmie Out Of Control  says, "Sweet Lew's track record of stepping into situations has been detrimental in the past. He once filled in for various blackjack players for up to five hours at Fitzgerald's in Vegas while they took bathroom breaks and somehow the management didn't eject us from the casino." The Fixer adds, "His love of bacon and the Stones' "Exile On Main Street" is what this team strives for...delicious meat and Tumbling Dice." "Sweet Lew" could not be reached for comment at the time of this press release as he was out searching for the deluxe edition of Erasure's "The Circus" album.